Popping the cherry...
So...Amy has gotten me to pop my LJ cherry....here we go....

Dear Amy,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat.  I think I realized it when you smacked my ass In your car and I saw you carve your initials into my father.  I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and .I'm scratching my butt as you read this 

Greetings to your frog Leonard,

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